A quick funny one…
I was riding midnight shift and had a partner that dozed off all the time. This was pissing me off and I needed a solution.
I waited until he was nice and zonked out. I eased the patrol car down the boat ramp. I drove in as deep as I dared. I thumb on the overhead lights hit the siren and scream “GUN”.
As expected Sleepy busts his door open and rolls out. The plan worked to perfection.
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